Thought Of The Day


Thought Of The Day:

Have You Drank Dihydrogen Monoxide Before? It’s Also Known As Water.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)



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8th October 2015

What Does A Patient Doctor Have? Patients.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

9th October 2015
Why Is The Sea Blue?
Because Fish Go Blub Blub Blub.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

10th October 2015
Why Was The Bond Between The Male Banker And His Female Client So Strong?
Because Of The Interest.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

11th October 2015
The Creative Adult Is The Child Who Has Survived
(Ursula K. Le Guin, N.D.)

12th October 2015
What Was The Clock Doing Sitting In Front Of The TV? It Was Watching TV.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

13th October 2015
Success Is Not The Key To Happiness. Happiness Is The Key To Success. If You Love What You Are Doing, You Will Be Successful.
(Albert Schweitzer, N.D.)

14th October 2015
There Are Stars Aplenty But Only One Moon. Similar To How There Are Many Friends But Only One Partner.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

15th October 2015
Why Was The Seal Good At Hide And Seek? Because He Was Concealed
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

16th October 2015
If It Hurts To Love, Does It Mean I Love It To Hurt?
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

17th October 2015
Reading Gives Us Someplace To Go When We Have To Stay Where We Are
(Mason Cooley, N.D.)

18th October 2015
Why Does One Plus One In A Marriage Equals To More Than Two? Because Synergy, Son.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

19th October 2015
What Do You Call A Man Who Likes To Entrance Ladies? A Woo-Man
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

20th October 2015
What Cheese In The World Tastes The Best? Cheesy Cheese
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

21st October 2015
What Did The Dude Say When A Hot Reservoir Walked Past? Dammmmmmm.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

22nd October 2015
Blood, Sweat And Tears Are What You Need To Succeed In Life. That’s Why Successful People Always Take Baths.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

23rd October 2015
Read A Book. It’s Good For You. Seriously. I Not Joking You With.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

24th October 2015
What Do Wimps Do When They Go Out To Sea? They See The Sea Like A Sissy.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

25th October 2015
A Scientist Asked A Successful Businessman To Define What Was Power. Work Done Over Time. They Both Agreed.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

26th October 2015
What Happens When You Are Fired? You Get Burned
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

27th October 2015
Life Is Like A Highway. No Matter How High Your Goals Are, There’s Always A Way.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

28th October 2015
What Do You Get When You Come Across A Whisk And A Key? A Whiskey.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

29th October 2015
What Do You Call A T-Shirt With A Picture Of A Goat On It? A Goatee.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

30th October 2015
What Did The Man Say To His Boss When It Was Time To Receive His Salary? Pay Pay.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

31st October 2015
What Did The Headline Read When They Discovered Ghosts Could Toast Bread? Ghost Boast About Roast Toast.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

1st November 2015
Count Bount Went Around Town In A Brown Gown Made Of A Pound Down With A Sound Frown
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

2nd November 2015
Addiction Should Not Be Fed With Addiction.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

3rd November 2015
Books Have An Ocean Of Wealth. Wealth However Does Not Require An Ocean Of Books.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

4th November 2015
Its Good To Be Different, As Long As It Follows The Norm.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

5th November 2015
How Many Stoners Does It Take To Fix A Lightbulb? One. Because They’re All High.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

6th November 2015
What Was The Bill’s First Name? Dollar.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

7th November 2015
Why Do Fish Swim In The Sea? Because They Don’t Walk.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

8th November 2015
Where Does A Spider Go To Construct His Web? A Web Site.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

9th November 2015
What Do You Call A Crazy Duck? A Quack.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

10th November 2015
What Happens When You Poke Yourself With A Pencil? You Get The Point.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

11th November 2015
How Does A Company Make Textiles? They Write Texts On Tiles.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

12th November 2015
How Does A Tyre, A Boot And An Eraser Play Music Together? They Form A Rubber-Band.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

13th November 2015
What Do You Call The People In Charged Of Restocking Items In A Super Market? The Stuff Staff.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

14th November 2015
How Do You Label A Room For Only Strong Men? Mainly Manly Men Allowed.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

15th November 2015
What Did The Doctor Say To The Restless Patient? Patience Patient.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

16th November 2015
Both Envy And Privilege Will Break Down Modesty And Raise The Ego Without Consistent Control
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

17th November 2015
Why Was The Centipede Living In A Dictionary? Because It Was A Bookworm.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

18th November 2015
Why Did The Triangle Go To School? Because It Wanted An All Rounded Education.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

19th November 2015
Why Did The White Tailed Eagle Pull Out All Of Its Feathers? Because It Wanted To Be A Bald Eagle.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

20th November 2015
Why Did The Kid Pour Salt All Over The Table? Because He Wanted To Make Table Salt.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

21st November 2015
What Did The Archer Do After Winning The Archery Competition? He Took A Bow.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

22nd November 2015
Have You Drank Dihydrogen Monoxide Before? It’s Also Known As Water.
(WhenLemonsGiveLife, 2015)

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